Phone calls. Their lives. These girls put everything on hold.

Two friends. A call centre. They talk all day, but not to each other. Grab your swipe card and join the pair living every little girl’s dream: getting insulted by strangers for $24 an hour. Will they continue to over-caffeinate and under-deliver, or will they stop putting it all on hold?

A brand new comedy from the collaborative duo comprising award-winning writer Kelly Hodge (Be Still Media, 2022) and improvisational comedian Lauren Harvey (Big Fork Theatre, Improv Conspiracy Melbourne).

Will they continue to over-caffeinate and under-deliver, or will they stop putting life on hold?